I was seat 14F, looking out the plane window as people continued boarding. I had no idea that by the time I would go to step off that plane…all the things I would have learned!
1. Guys DO NOT like it when their girl posts lovey dovey messages and or pictures on their facebook page. (Note to self taken) NOR do they like Valentine’s Day. I know this,…now, because of the kind gentleman in 14E who was trying so delicately to tell his girlfriend that “It just isn’t necessary to tell me how you feel,…all the time on facebook when you can tell me at home.” He then said, “It’s like saying Happy Valentine’s Day…I love you,…on facebook,…when everyone already knows it. I’m a guy sweetheart, we aren’t as mushy.” And that statement of course led into the fact that guys do not like the big V Day!! So thanks 14E, this info really helps me…even though I’m single and the big V Day is likely to be a bust anyway. 
2. Apparently talking really loud on your cell phone only causes the person you are talking too,…to hear you LESS; Therefore you talk louder and louder until the entire international terminal can hear you.
3. Despite the In Flight Moving Map clearly displaying and tracking that you are in route to Baltimore,… You are in fact traveling to Los Angeles like the lady that took your boarding pass told you. So rest assure, the map showing your plane flying to different location (for up to 2 hours of your flight) is likely incorrect.
4. Planes are the best source to find classic comb overs.
5. NEVER get botox!! The red-headed lady in the Flight Safety Video proves this!
6. Never trust a Pilot who says, “Today you have John, Frederick, Marty and Laura as your Los Angeles based flight crew.” Then you notice all the flight attendants are females.
7. Despite the thick ice on the wings, you’re good to fly. So they missed a spot… We’ll put that on your tombstone.
8. I never want to have children if they cry like the baby in front of me did.
9. The seat pockets in front of you are actually there to collect all the magazine order forms you ripped from inside every other page of every magazine!!
10. After hearing the flight attendant say, “We ask that you wear your seat belt during the duration of the flight – Even if the seat belt sign is not illuminated,… Remember, seat belts save lives.” I can now rest assure that if my plane is going to crash – my seat belt will save my life.
